Oct.27th

Dearest Alfred,

     Great day today. The boys are so cute, they played out side all day and Allen wore his Jedi outfit all day. I finished my Piniata It looks interesting. Should be fun though. I can't wait for tomorrow lots of family coming. Oh that reminds me guess who has a little girl who is now a theropod? I do I do. For those who don't get the opportunity to watch dinosaur train every morning before school Evie Is walking up right on 2 legs. She is so cute and wobbly. I tried to post a movie of her walking but I can't seem to make it work I will have my wonderful husband try tomorrow I know you would love to see it.

And now for a quick round of What did Jonas say today?
The clue is. Jonas called his father this at the dinner table. Was it
A: Crazy
B: Sleepy
C:Cute
D: Silly
the answer may surprise you.

OOOOOOOOHHHH I forgot My amazing husband is now publicly amazing at least in the Chili department. We entered a Chili cook off and he took home the big box of milk duds. Thats right not the regular size none of this bag nonsenses the BIG box. That makes him three for three. He has entered three cook offs and has won all three times. I am also proud to say my corn bread muffins were all gone before I got through the line. So yeah we OWNED that Halloween party.
On that high note
A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct. 26th

Dear Alfred
I .have a special treat for you today. Evie would like to say a few word so I will turn the keyboard over to her.......['/..,,.l;'',;'',

Thank you Evie. So today is mostly a picture day. I love Halloween and do we have great costumes this year or what. So hear you go Alfred ol buddy ol pall.

A salmon in lowe waters.

October. 25th

Dear Alfred,

Crazy day today. We went to corn belly's with Allen's pre school class it was freezing but way fun hay ride and stuff to climb on the movie about corn left a lot to be desirer though. then we went to the store got everything we need for the week got home and ran out of baking powder. did lots of laundry. delta a powerful blow against the empire with my boys then made chilly and corn bread muffins fallowed by the church Halloween party at which we won most family friendly chilly. came home and wrote on my blog.
I think if I died and someone was investigating my death and they found it was murder I bet they would start waring sunglasses.
I will post pictures of Allen's trip tomorrow the camera is all the way downstairs and I am all the way up hear. They are so cute and wind blown. .
I am so tiered my nonsess has to stop making sens. I better go.
A salmon in lowe waters.

I'm ALIVE

Dear Alfred
I'm sorry it has bean a wile I won't bore you with the details but lets just say the truth is out there and they smell terrific.  Today was a great day I made giant checkers a door nob and a Jedi cloak. I did do a bit of a bad today I was making bread this morning like I do many mornings It was all risen in the pan and looked terrific. I then precoded to broil it. Yep broil suffice to say the house did not smell the way I had hoped this morning. I love my growling and clinking baby.

AHHHHHHHH

Good thing she is cute. No really I didn't give birth the the predator or any multi mandible creature of any type. She dose apparently speaks predator of which I am very proud.

I would like to apologize to those who were hoping for cute pictures of the kids OH who am I kidding I can't let you down.

Well I will let you go I know your busy I am glad to say. hay were can I get some doc oc glasses? I figured you would be the one to ask although you probably don't know yours were made special for you so you didn't have to price match or anything but if you could steer me in the right direction that would be great. See you soon.
A salmon in lowe waters.

     

oct.14

Dear Alfred
It's bean a bitter sweet day the sweet part was, I got so much done. We are having a yard sale tomorrow and I got the whole basement clean. we are getting our basement finished this year, so we had to get everything out of there and now we are giving it away so if your in the aria please stop by and pick up a server or a receiver or a side table you know whatever. For you Alfred I will give it all to you for FREE.

 
and now for the Bitter
Evie was cranky all day except when she was playing in the macaroni. Jonas had a ruff day he had to come home from school because his tummy hurt.
More sweet now.
Allen was supper cute all day today he figured out that if he smiles and blinks his eyes at me he gets as much strawberry milk as he wants.
More bitter.
baking coco, banana peals and baking powder.
and now for a little, The verve.
 'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life

Trying to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the veins meet yeah
Thank you.

A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct.13th

Dear Alfred.
Pretty good day it is nice having my husband home. We were lucky to have uncle John and aunt Kelli at our hose today. They are so thought full they brought Evie a doll. Baby bell to be specific. She loves it they also brought Jonas and Allen some glowy presents. Lucky lucky us. we did a lot of yard work getting ready for winter. and now we are having a yard sale on Saturday, sorry Alfred did I say sale what I meant was give away please take but that doesn't fit on a sign. So if you know anyone who needs two bread makers a kiddy swing some gold colored silverware and a red plaid sofa pleas send them my way. I love swoopy fenders someday I will have an early model Rolls-Royce and a pill box hat to go with it. yes someday.I love my kids hay Alfred do you have any kids I can't believe I haven't asked in all the years we have known each other I never asked sorry ol buddy. tell me all about them. Well I hope to hear from you soon.
A salmon in lowe waters.

the second week of October in the 2011th year.

Dearest Alfred,
I am sending this correspondence in regard to the lack of response to my request for a story idea. Your lack of regard for my request is quite disconcerting. I will again ask for your input and plead with you for a response in a timely manner.

Now enough of this unsavory busies let us discus the events of this the 12th day of October. Young masters Jonas and Allen have bean enjoying the out doors as only boys of there few years could. Jonas a boy of 6 attended school having learned much according to that which is proper and useful; had quite a spill as he was recreating between lessons. his breeches did little to deter the imminent scraped knee that was the result of his over exuberance on the gym of the jungle variety. This was made up for by his teacher of tremendous wisdom and incite with an award for his skill in the mathematics being rewarded with a peace of chewing gum.Meanwhile, Small master Allen a boy of 4; and myself harvested in abundance that which is  in the garden. It has been quite fruitful this year. I having the ability to weld the shovel took to the carrot patch which produced far more than originally anticipated. As I continued my endeavorers Allen in his wisdom proceeded to pick every tomato on the six large plants. I do not wish you to misunderstand me when I say every tomato I mean every single one no mater the size or color. I smiled broadly at his great desire to assist in the harvest this year. I then had him pick the berry both straw and rasp. Out of the multiple bushes of each variety oddly only ten berry's made it to the bowl. His willingness to assist with my smallest child Evie was refreshing and maid me quite proud. He entertained her with a multitude of songs and animal noises. She giggled with glee and amusement at his shenanigan's. I wish to convey to you my great love and pride for my children.
I regret. to close this at this time due to my great weariness. Pleas give my love to your family.
with great regards.
a salmon in lowe waters.

Oct.11th

Dear Alfred.
         I have not slept in oh twenty hours or so and let me tell you it's about to get wired; but before it dose a quick thank you to the Erckenbrack boys thank you for the cookies they were delicious and I will keep the card forever you are wonderful. The best thing happened five minutes ago the boys were saying there prayers and Jonas prayed that spiders will stay in there webs and that they can only build webs in Mexico.

And now a short story.
The sky glowed orange as the sun sank silently  beneath the mounts. Liddia stared blankly out her second story bedroom window. Oblivious to the splendor right in front of her. She wasn't sad or deep in thought her eyes simply didn't see it. To say she wasn't Deep in thought was an understatement there was absolutely nothing going on between her ears you see Liddia was a new mother, not just any new mother she was a mother of twins, and not just any twins these twins were special. Her eyes glassed over as for the third time that evening a cry rang out from the adjacent room fallowed immediately with an Identical cry almost a perfect half step higher. she closed her eyes allowing the harmony to wash over her before she pulled herself from her rocking chair and to her feet. Her mom told her with twins you don't remember the first year of there life and lets be honest she couldn't remember what happened that morning much less the last six months. She Insisted on nursing them despite there specialness. It was especial hard to nurse them not because there were two but because they were VAMPIER BABYS AAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Ok never mind I don't think this story is working for me I will try again some other time I need an Idea of a good story. If you have any good Ideas Alfred please let me know.
I am bleeding that makes me the victor.
Sleep now Talk to you latter dear freind and let me know about the Ideas.
A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct 9th I think

Dear Alfred,
         Well I have no Idea what today's date is. You would think I could just say hay my birthday is the 7th so what day during the week was that. well you would think wrong I have no Idea what day of the week that was. Any who, Evie is eating the disc drive on this very computer. good thing it is waterproof? right? I guess we will find out. It has bean a great weekend our stake got split. I have a great husband and kids they knew they couldn't get me all the things they wanted to so they wrote them all down and put them in a hat and said I get to have that present today. Today was crazy though Jonas had written down a yellow sweater and guess what my mom just sent me in the mail. Yep a yellow sweater. so sorry mom but Jonas thinks he is magic and that it is from him. But thank you mom it is lovely I love it.
And now for the weeks word scramble.
The answer to this question, Why dose Jonas hate Voldimort.
because he is not.
skyalpr thwei eh si stju twehi
a gold star for the everyone who gets it.
well my chicken was delicious
a salmon in lowe waters.

Oct.7th

Dear Alfred,
           Well to day is the day. I am so exited. My favorite day of the year. can't wait to see what my husband has planed for us. I decorated and everything. I made an extra special cake and the boys made cards. Man I love the day the Sand hill cranes start there migrate from south eastern Idaho down to Mexico.

So Jonas built a new robot out of Lego's named r2d5 and built a Lego man named obie two. gotta say they had more dimension and character development than most of the character in the "first 3" Star wars movies. not to mention better names.

OH and a quick brag on Jonas he is supposed to be a level 3 reader and he is a level 14 Yeah I said 14 and he is now proof reading my blog.

Ok now quick brag on Allen he memorized the theme song to Psych complete with instrumentals and dance. I don't know which one I am more proud of.
Great day

A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct.6th

Dear Alfred,
          Today was a great day I got alot done. I got the house clean watched a friends kid for a wile. (not skylee) I went to parent teachers conference and boy howdy my little Jonas is probably the smartest 1st grader you know. No joke and I know you know a lot of 1st graders but let me tell you they got nothing on my Jonas. and last but not least I made some battle armer for my little snow trooper. take note I meant snow not storm he was very insistent on snow trooper. I love me some good battle armer, but who doesn't these days.
Did the unicorn myth start because someone saw a very majestic Rino because I for one think it would be more possible to see a unicorn than a majestic Rino. If I had one I would name it Riny. and I would train it to charge at TV's playing Yoplay commercials. I love Rino's. Are you wondering why I haven't spelled out there whole name? I can not tell a lie, I also cannot whistle with my fingers, but I don't like to focus on things I can't do and I can spell Rino.
The end
A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct,5

Dear Alfred,
        So I love my mom I know it is wired to read about someone else's mom but did someone else's mom just send me the most beautiful dress and cutest shoes ever for my little girl. Yeah I didn't think so. I bet you have a great mom. she probably sang to you at bed time. mine did too. See how much we have in common. This is why I talk to you Alfred. Also your nose reminds me of my dad's nose, and thats important to me. quick braggyness but how lucky am I great mom great dad great step dad great step mom there are so many people who love me and my kids Lucky lucky lucky.

Moving on. If I had triplets I think I would not have matching cribs but I would name them same letter names like Tilly Tommy and Kevin. OH that brings me to what I have bean thinking about all day. It is almost impossible to convey sarcasm or any kind of aspersion in a blog or face book statues. So I am not going to even try to clarify it for people anymore. This brings me to my next game. Do I mean it.

this game is to be played constantly in the blog, If you catch me being Sarcastic or Liey comment, found you. the prizes will be announced at a later date. ( sorry I am sleepy and can't think clearly). Okay Go.
Well time for sleep.
Thanks for talking Alfred ol buddy ol pall

bye bye

A salmon in lowe waters.

Oct.4th

Dear Alfred
         Still sick baby. I wish I could do more for her but people frown on giving your baby there much needed bourbon. I know I said i would up date you on my weekend but you know me I forget everything within 24 hours. I am like a gold fish that way. or a Salmon ....... yeah I just said that. OH that reminds me we ate our watermelon that was growing in the garden it was watermelorifick. You know what word I really like bulrush because it is not at all what you think it should be, like ichthyology or grapes. There is a baby on my belly right now just a grinning perhaps she whats attention.

and now for the picture of the day.

 

Ok now whomever can tell me what she is sitting in you win a life time membership to this blog and all the privileges that come with it. ready set go.

Ok Alfred I have to go Evie just took a seam ripper to the eye it is just a ruff day for this baby. Talk to you soon.

A salmon in lowe waters. 

Oct. 3rd

Dear Alfred
sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you but it has bean a crazy few days. first Friday we went to the school carnival. It was a hoot and a half.There were

rides. games and the very best picture of Evie ever. Really best picture ever. Ok well I would like to give more details but I am exhausted I will tell you all about it tomorrow. Oh and to address the many questions about my so called unhealthy hatred of the Swiffer products. I guess there not so bad I mean it's to like it's yoplay yogurt. I hate yoplay so much, SO VERY MUCH. man I complain a lot sorry about that. OH I saw you on a rerun of Monk today you were all Australian and you almost died of a heart attack. Well I am glad you survived. talk to you soon ol buddy.
your yoplay hatting freind
A salmon in lowe watters.